Non-believers, i stopped wondering, who's with me?

Question

Let's take a look at this fine example of Christian humor:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aj01ikecxUJ97mJGoNllT17sy6IX?qid=20060718111836AAZM2Z0

Now, let's all laugh politely, because that's the thing we non-believers do, we always stay polite.

And let's remember this moment as proof to ourselves as of why people are still so gullible to still believe in a God.

I think in 10 years i will still remember where i was when i finally realized that it's useless to even try to reason with those people.

Answer 1

Have you never considered the thought that maybe God is a childish entity with nothing better to do than make ridiculous jokes and abuse other people, and that the_pretty_one is truly God's prophet?

And that, when we die, Christians and atheists alike will find ourselves condemned to hell by a God who blows raspberries at us and his nose at us, while the_pretty_one sits at his right hand?

That's a new Pascal's Wager for us all!

Answer 2

Laugh politely? Nah, that was stupid.

I'm not so sure it's just a belief in God as it is the religions themselves and the leaders within them. That is what keeps people gullible. I mean, they start out in a religious family that first tells you that it's a "sin" to lie... and then they tell you all about a fat man dressed in read who climbs down your chimney to leave you presents once a year. Don't kill, unless of course the person you're killing doesn't believe like you (or God orders you to do it). They use whatever reason they can to justify how they treat others, yet when it's turned around on them, they cry about how unfair it is.

Answer 3

i'm an Aquarian Satanist, what we believe contained in the afterlife is amazingly shown with the most upto date medical records besides because the information from larger beings, and it truly is likewise my proper afterlife. The soul like the mind isn't some thing better than impulses and energies amassing to symbolize memories which make up who you're, the universe is produced from 70 p.c. darkish remember and darkish skill it truly is the makeup of the astral realm (the afterlife in case you'll), on demise you only launch from this actual shell and upload memories on your already starting to be soul, there you're area of a few thing a lot higher, you will get top of entry to much better ideas of many lives you've been area of, you could communicate with larger beings, you could shuttle the universe, you could reincarnate and improve added, there's a lot, it is the continuation and each and each and every existence is a stepping stone, there is no large advantages, why do you imagine maximum offended spirits are christian, they get wondered and devastated on the reality they afterlife isn't what they're informed and they no longer understand what to do, and why do you imagine spirits of previous satanists or occult each and every individual is so risky to aggrivate, it truly is rioght, all of us understand what's to come back and we've actual skill, our suggestions on afterlife come from reality no longer suggestions, from info no longer from a e book, so bear in mind, once you die, once you comprehend there is no heaven, there is no hell, there is no advantages or punishment and there is no god, dont damage down and lose it, bear in mind what has been stated right here and it ought to ward off your self an eternity of wandering insanity attempting to parent out why you're being "punished" by technique of your "god"

Answer 4

I prefer this example of her Christian love, how she turns the other cheek in such a Christlike way, how she speaks with a soft word to turn away wrath, how she loves her neighbor as herself. Truly, truly a shining gem for the Christian faith -

durrrrr, betty is a pain in the a** lol.
edit: betterige is a *****. i do not wish to spell her name correctly. now i'm done with this question ya'll have fun :)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Am9KDvV33V7w0lNcmQXvOcnsy6IX?qid=20060717132838AABc3hP

Answer 5

Actually as a Christian I have to laugh at that too.Seems pretty shallow and foolish.But to be honest I have seen as many silly questions from all types.

Answer 6

Oh man. You atheist are so boring. It is always the same thing. Find a couple of Christian's who think you are a ******, use that to validate you belief's, then trumpet them all over yahoo questions. Oh yeah....by the way, what IS your question?????


Get a life. With or with out God....just get one.

Answer 7

Wow, you take one dumb question and blow it out of proportion. Let's look at the 12,477 stupid questions athiests have asked in the last 30 minutes and see what the thiests think. Dumba$$

Answer 8

Do any religious believers have a sense of humour

Answer 9

I think there should be some sort of government mandated therapy for people that think they're funny, and are really, really not.

Answer 10

I always thought this was christian humor.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
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