Like an Old Salt
There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him nuts.
One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!"
But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and
he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would
make a sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din.
The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded and amazed at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the CHICKEN DO?"
2006-07-18 07:36:39 · 9 answers · asked by TOO HOT 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's Excellent!!! lmao! thanks, you made my day! 10 fer sure!
2006-07-18 07:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
9 plus
2006-07-18 14:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by clone1973 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does the parrot mean that he saw a chicken in the freezer and thought the his owner put him in there cuz it dd something bad??
if so then thats reeeeaaaaaaallly funny!!!!! lol( i think if thats what u mean?)10/10
2006-07-18 14:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by Bilal Hares 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh kinda old, but it was funny the first time i heard it so... 8/10 check ya later â¥
2006-07-18 14:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best i heard so far.......1-10 i give it an 11
2006-07-18 14:43:25 · answer #5 · answered by Chocolate_Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one neverthless good. one of my favs its a 10
2006-07-18 15:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've hear that joke before. its 1 of my favorites jokes. i rate it a 100000000000000000+
2006-07-18 14:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give it a 7 out of 10.....good one
2006-07-18 15:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! I say an 8.
2006-07-18 15:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by čŖåŻęĤ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋