Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried to peel open a cold grilled cheese sandwich?
Yeah, I know...bad! I will probably get reported.
2006-07-18 07:34:06 · 5 answers · asked by Master Kenobi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eww - your friend is bi not a lesbian but still thought it was funny!!! Did you get my email --- mine was deleted
2006-07-18 07:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lubed Up
Tom and Mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon.
After a passionate night together, Tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to Mike "I'm just off to the shop to get some
more lube - we've run out!" He also says "and there's to be no wanking while I'm gone, okay?"
"Yeah, sure." replies Mike.
Twenty minutes later, Tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of *** on the bed. He says to Mike "I thought I told you there was to be no wanking?"
Mike replies "No I didn't, I just farted!"
2006-07-19 03:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh this has been repeated several times on here, and being reported isn't that bad, there's just a whole bunch of b i t c h e s who can't take a joke to save their lives. (trust me i've been reported too many times to count errrrrm someone bring back johnny please hehe) lol but yeah heard it before check ya later â¥
2006-07-18 14:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They peel open real easily when they are warmed up properly.
2006-07-18 15:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha a good one
2006-07-18 15:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋