There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As
the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this
girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little
girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not
proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks
her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where
the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to
her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her
shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to
walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls
her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything,
walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this
money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"
2006-07-18 07:15:04 · 16 answers · asked by TOO HOT 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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it woud be a TEN
2006-07-18 07:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is soooo funny. I give it a 10 out of 10
2006-07-18 14:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by cassyortiz85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, 1-10 i give it an 8
2006-07-18 14:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pee your pants funny-10
on a scale of 0-10 10 being the funniest joke ever
2006-07-18 14:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by ctwcsgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe very clever lol 9/10 check ya later â¥
2006-07-18 14:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good lol and funny!!! ;) 10/10
2006-07-18 14:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by jen2fla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I will give it a 10. the ending made me laugh LOL.Thanks!!
2006-07-18 14:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give u a 5 out of 10 cuz it was ok...
2006-07-18 15:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6. Funny, but I have heard better.
2006-07-18 15:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by John 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. 10
2006-07-18 14:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8.5. It was pretty funny. Not a gut buster though.
2006-07-18 14:28:49 · answer #11 · answered by catmanbigwil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋