I mean, I'm doing it for you. I'm magically taking away your bad habits. If you are trying to quit smoking, I'll take your addiction up to heaven with me. When I come back I'll give you a 'smoke-free' sticker for you to put on your windshield.
2006-07-18 06:52:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
trollunderthestairs - WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?
2006-07-18 07:01:39 · update #1
Please don't come visit me in zombie form! =0)
2006-07-18 07:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sure you can suck up my bad habits! Thanks! Now I have some practical questions about this whole operation ...
Since you're taking my addiction up to heaven with you, what happens when I finally get there? Do I get my addiction handed back to me again upon arrival at the big pearly gates??
Will my smoke-free sticker be magical too? I'm a little wary because the last time someone offered up a smoke-free sticker it was a scratch-and-sniff. Guess what it smelled like? RIGHT! Cigarettes. That just made me light up a minute later.
Finally, I firmly believe you could be the Christ since I'm Jewish and most of us believe the Messiah has yet to come (for the 1st time) ;)
2006-07-18 13:55:58 · answer #2 · answered by Rewsna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're anything like the last person who said this, I have to assume a lot of wars, killing, and torture will take place over the silliness you come up with.
2006-07-18 13:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by taogent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously dude why ask questions you know are gonna piss people off? You're as bad as the holier than thou types.
2006-07-18 14:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you should perform some miracles... like walk on water, turn water into wine, heal some sick people. Oh and... your Mom has to be a virgin.
2006-07-18 13:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by trollunderthestairs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their is a big differents between you and him.. You sin and he doesn't.. He is nive and you are not... You hate and he love.. is like comparing bad and good.. You are just trying to make fun of him,. well it ain't working... sry
2006-07-18 13:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by latina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then when they continue to smoke you can say that you did it so they would wouldn't get cancer from smoking.....
And then when the get cancer from smoking, you can say you did it so they wouldn't die from the cancer they got from smoking.....
And then when they die from the cancer, you can tell their families that they wouldn't go to hell for being an addict..........
2006-07-18 13:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling you wouldn't be going to heaven....
2006-07-18 13:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by Cricket65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for what? Being stupid? ludd
2006-07-18 14:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by Captain F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while your out can you grab me a snikers?
2006-07-18 13:57:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thik your koke is outdated!I wouldnt thank you
2006-07-18 14:00:53 · answer #11 · answered by kareen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋