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That’s going to be hard to do “plus” but I hope you enjoy this one.

Harold is 82 and having some prostate problems. After examining him, the doctor gives him a specimen jar and says "Take this home with you, and try to produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I can run a few tests."

Harold takes the jar and heads home. The next day Harold comes in and asks to speak with the doctor. When he is taken into the office, the doctor asks how he made out. "Not good, Doc." Says Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you said. I tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the arthritis...no luck. I tried with my left hand, until I had blisters…no luck.

I asked my wife to help me out, so she tried with her left hand and with her right hand.... no luck. She even tried with her mouth. She tried with her teeth in, and she tried with her teeth out...no luck. Then we called Edna, next door, to see if she could help...."

"Good Grief man!" exclaimed the doctor, "You asked your neighbor to help you?"

"Yep." says Harold, "None of us could get the lid off that jar."

2006-07-18 06:51:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Civic Participation

8 answers

Well, I can admit when I'm wrong. Go back to politics. ;-)

Have a good one.

2006-07-19 01:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 1 1

My advise: don't give up you day job.

I tried jokes once and got many cruel remarks here is an example:

There's this blond who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the sales person in there if she can buy this TV. But the guy says Sorry, we don't serve blonds.

So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we don't serve blonds, the sales person says.

So she goes back and dyes her hair ginger, but he still tells her they don't serve blonds.

SO, she goes back yet again, but dyes her hair black. She finds a different sales person asks if she can buy the TV, but yet again, she cant get served.

Look, she says, how can you tell I'm a blond, even tho I've dyed my hair???

Sorry lady, that's a microwave!!!!

2006-07-18 13:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Man 5 · 0 0

It's pretty good but I think I've heard it.

How about a political joke? Then you could do both.

2006-07-18 13:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by obviously_you'renotagolfer 5 · 0 0

The jokes cute but I enjoy your lib baiting more!

2006-07-19 11:03:02 · answer #4 · answered by Si 3 · 0 0

Good one! Stick to politics. But good one never-the-less.

2006-07-18 13:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0 0

hmmm. hopefully you're not one of those ralph reed types: a "baby- faced" psychopath.

2006-07-18 13:59:21 · answer #6 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0 0

I am not plus fute que toi, but may I please say...

...please go back to politics.

2006-07-18 13:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by kelly24592 5 · 0 0

THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

2006-07-18 13:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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