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2006-07-18 06:48:05 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama is like a door nob every one getd a turn
yo mama so fat when she asked for a watter bed they put a blanket over the missisipi river
yo mama is so ugly that when she looked in the closet she put the buggy man out of business
yo mama is like a buss 2$ for a ride
yo mama is so gay even her husband says no way
yo mama's house so small that when i put the key in the key hole i slaped 5 people
yo mama is like a pool tabel balls go in balls go out
yo mama teeth sos yellow she make the jelous
yo mama is so old and fat that when god said let there be lite he said move B
yo mama so old she sat behing moises in math class and still owes noah a nickel and jesus was in her year book
your mama is so stupid that when she got loked in a supermarket she starved to death
yo mama so stupid that ehen i told her to do the robot r2d2 got aids
yo mama is so stupid when i told her to do the running man i have not seen her scince
yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can i asked her wat she was doing she said moving
your mama so short she plays hand ball on the side curve
yo mama so short they call her head and shoulders
yo mama so tall that when she did a cart wheel she kicked jesus
yo mama so black that when i shot her the bulet came back for a flash lite
yo mama so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
2006-07-20 08:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by qwerty.gizmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection!!
You momma's so nasty, she put a Q-tip in her ear and pulled out a Sugar Daddy!!
I have hundreds!!
2006-07-18 14:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by BRICK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
2006-07-18 13:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by s_uperdave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-19 03:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so small she has to sleep under the bed!
yo momma so ugly she mad an onion cry!
enjoy have more if ya need em?? -jenny :)
2006-07-18 14:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by jen2fla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat, while i was watching real world, she walked past the tv and i missed the whole entire season...
yo momma so fat and stupid, a yellow bus full of white kids drove by and she yelled, "come back, twinky!!!!"...
yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck...
yo mommma so stupid, she locked herself in the bathroom and crapped herself...
yo momma so stupid, she got locked ina grocery store and starved to death...
2006-07-18 14:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by kimberley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly, shes only been married once.
Yo momma so poor, her **** are real.
(these were from Malibu's most wanted)
2006-07-18 14:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jason 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate
2006-07-18 14:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat that she uses the equator as a belt.
That was weak but check out Yo mama on tv.
2006-07-18 13:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by Liir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your moms is so stupid, I ask her wicth was closer the moon or Florida she said the moon, cause you can see it.
Sorry but I have another nobody has heard, I made it up. Your mom is so dark she puts shadows on charcoal,
and your momma is so dark every time she gets in her car the oil light comes on!!
2006-07-18 14:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by mike67333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she walked pass the sun she thought it was a yellow marbal
2006-07-18 14:37:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋