I could use some volunteers as well. I just realized I'm not going to be able to drive spikes through both of my hands.
2006-07-18 06:46:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
use good strong nails and we'll see you in 3 days. in response to answer #1 friends are friends and pals are pals but buddies sleep together. don't tell me your sleeping with the savior are you? how is he in the sack? ya know sometimes i think i'm the savior because when i'm fu##king my wife is screaming JESUS JESUS the whole time.
2006-07-18 06:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You may think this is funny. It is actually disrespectful. You waisted 5points and your time to ask a question that just makes you look like a fool. If you are going for the crucifixion why not do the cat of nine tails too. You want to make a joke of Jesus' sacrifice. Try doing the whole thing. May I recommend watching Passions of the Christ for research. Then come on here when you are ready to reinact the whole sacrifrice.
2006-07-18 14:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Suesan W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a gentleman in Latin America who has crucified himself every Good Friday for the last 13 years, you can ask him. Just a reminder though, remember to tie your wrists to the cross, the nails will tear through your hands, have EMT's on standby, and narcotics make it cheating, the pain will be excruciating. Good Luck!
2006-07-18 13:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by veritas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found crucifixion to be quite enlightening, actually. Of course, the visions I had were most likely brought on from blood loss rather than any true religious experience. Watch that last step, the whole resurrection part... it's a doozy.
2006-07-18 13:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by museevolution 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a masochist? you ARE joking arrn't you? Crucifiction was the most horrific death perpetrated by the Romans at the time of Christ. As you know Christ died in this way and he died of suffication, loss of blood, pneumothorax. But what you have to realise is what He died for not HOW he died. So, if you want to endure the pain and suffering that Christ went through to the death, consider it pure joy. But then you have to ask yourself WHY would you be doing it.
2006-07-18 14:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to do this? What statment are you tring to prove by WANTING to be crucified. You know Jesus didn't decide to be crucified, the people choose to do this, they falsly accuse him and it was his fate to do this for the pple as a savior. I hope you don't expect ppl to worship you as a god if you do this. No man is worthy enough to be known as a god.
2006-07-18 13:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Krazy K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to do this? To make a mockery of the sacrifice Jesus made for us? It comes across as real assinine on your part. Do some research, and quit making foolish statements about what you are going to do.
2006-07-18 13:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by catarina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the romans crucified me it hurt like hell. I ended up in a cave somewhere surrounded by rabbits and everyone was like JC U DED MAN and i was like WHAT U WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?
2006-07-18 14:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no need for that. It is already a done deal.
"I am crucified with Christ, never less I live, yet not I but Christ liveth in me, and the life I now live in the flesh, I live by the faith of the Son of God who loved me and gave Himself for me."
2006-07-18 13:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by Dennis R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some people in Phillipines who can help you with that. During Passion week there are a whole bunch of them doing that. You should visit.
2006-07-18 13:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by mb5_ca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they need to be driven through the wrists as the hands cannot support your weight.
2006-07-18 13:49:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋