(To a teacher, relative, preacher, doctor, etc. - you get the point!)
2006-07-18 06:00:15 · 15 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
our four year old daughter used to suck her thumb, to stop her from doing this my wife told her "if you keep doing that you will get fat", a few days later a heavily pregnant friend visited our home, our daughter grinned at her and said " I know what you have been doing".
2006-07-18 06:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by alan g 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No kids of my own, but one of my close friends has a mother who told her children when they were little that Santa Clause was a good man that helped people, but that he had passed away some time ago, and that presents didn't come from him, they came from your parents at Christmas time. One day while at the grocery store, a lady asked my friend (about three at the time) what Santa was going to bring her for Christmas, and she looked the lady straight in the face and said, "Santa Clause is dead!" The lady was extremely shocked.
2006-07-18 06:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by shawna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was three a man got on the bus we where riding, very bluntly came out with your dirty and smell funny . I wanted to crawl under the seat and die.Instead I corrected her and made her apologize to the man,but the man just smile and said you be smelly and dirty too if you worked .Also looked me into the eye and said ,"Thats ok lady my wife and kids say it to me everyday!"
2006-07-18 06:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by bedazzledaze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This happened to one of my sisters friends...she was very young and her mother was taking her, her brother and sister to church and their dad was still at home reading the news paper with no shirt on... When they got to church the Preacher asked her where her daddy was...she said "Oh he's at home reading the newspaper naked."
2006-07-18 06:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter ( who was 3 ) and I were in a elevator with a young black couple, and my daughter looked up at me and said, Hey mom they are black! Well no sh*t...lol...I felt like saying but we went home and had a very long conversation...
2006-07-18 06:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well im sixteen and i have no kids...got a baby sister though. one time she leaned her dumbass out the car of the drivethru and told the lady at Micky D's how ugly she was. Same thing at the bank.
2006-07-18 06:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by Boss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at a car dealership my then 10 yr old daughter went outside with my husband and his mom my husband said I bet they think we are a bunch of pricks- my daughter pointed up and said yeah well this prick wants that balloon- needless to say we had to leave due to uncontrollable laughter!!
2006-07-18 06:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jerri S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my nephew he called his teacher grand ma !but she 's only 25
my friend has big face and a lot of hair that make her feel unconfident .one girl who was a relative with guy my friend likes, asked that guy about my friend ' why is her head so big?'
2006-07-18 06:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by LANNA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daughter told my aunt that "Daddy lost his whore"
They were in a boat and he had lost the grip on the oar....pretty funny though
2006-07-18 06:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by ksgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son told the neighbor lady that I never feed him so he could get a popsicle
2006-07-18 06:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by big&rich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋