Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."
Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information.
How about something like this:
* Warning: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?
* Warning: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.
* Warning: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.
* Warning: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.
* Warning: Smoke rises, but you may not.
* Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is.. if you're capable of conceiving any.
* Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.
* Warning: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?
* Warning: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.
* Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out.
2006-07-18 05:42:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that. and maybe there should be at least one of those warnings on a pack of cigarettes
2006-07-18 06:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 7⤊ 4⤋
That was great, definitely a 10 out of 10! But I know first hand, without any Canadian research, that it's not true. My husband has smoked for 11 years, and it's never personally seen one bigger!
2006-07-18 05:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!! How about something really to the point, men sometimes can't read between the lines. I think you would have to be blunt :
*Warning: If you smoke this your penis will become small and your girlfriend will laugh at you and tell all her friends about it.
I bet no man would ever smoke again.
But I love your warnings, creative!!!!
2006-07-18 06:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-07-18 05:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that was a bit perverted, but still funny.
2006-07-18 05:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by obssdgb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
helpful tips^^ i will share this...and help smokers stop smoking..:)
thank you.
rated: 10/10
hgday :)
2006-07-18 05:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder....i just quit smoking
2006-07-18 06:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by dwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! scary but true!!
2006-07-18 07:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by jen2fla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay thats good. But plz............ give me ten points
2006-07-18 05:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by remo_vr 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have to admit....that is funny
2006-07-18 05:49:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kit Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋