2006-07-18 04:49:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmmm, do you know who the father is?
I suggest you seek mental health counseling.
What kind of a question is this anyway? I'm certain you've chosen the wrong topic site for it at least...religion and spirituality?
2006-07-18 05:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by nighthawk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're rich beyond your wildest dreams.................Hit the talk show circuit. Write a book and get Brad Pitt to play you in the made for TV movie.
I know you said, "I'm pregnant." Are you sure its yours?
2006-07-18 05:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pro choice. Kill it. Abortion is the way to go. Don't ask god for help, like all of the women that have been posting those questions today.
2006-07-18 05:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find the guy who planted his seed, tell him you are gonna need help and support. Make sure that when the growth on your neck gets larger you prepare for birthing it out of your butt hole.
2006-07-18 04:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Oprah
2006-07-18 04:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh! keep the pregnant questions coming!!! wooo hooooooooooooo!!!! im pregnant, and the mother is a rare species of bat found only in the south american rainforests, what should i do?
2006-07-18 04:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by lavatsunami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get on the phone the national tabloids! You'll make a f*cking fortune!!
2006-07-18 04:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for the Cesarean. Seriously. I don't think an epidural will help you.
2006-07-18 04:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, the best advise is take the Lamaze classes...trust me!
2006-07-18 05:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no darling...you aren't pregnant. That's a beer belly.
2006-07-18 04:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋