just last night i pack my *** with peanut butter and let my neighbors dog lick me clean. the son-of-a-***** bit my balls and they swelled up as big as a grapefruit......what do i do
2006-07-18 04:10:22 · 19 answers · asked by mike m 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First go to the emergency room and get yourself checked out that everything is okay. Then, after paying your bills, look on the hospital registry to see which floor the mental ward is on. Take the elevator to the floor and take to the receptionist and explain what happened. I am sure they will have a nice room for you where you can rest for awhile and recooperate from your trauma. Good luck
2006-07-18 04:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Raistliin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really bright, make sure to explain to the doctor what happened, it is good to have the laugh of the day. hope you learned a lesson, thanks for sharing if it is really true. it makes a good story either way.
you could also try a rubber band very tightly around your scrotum that might take care of the swelling.
2006-07-18 04:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by smiths j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, see a shrink to take care of the top head. Then, see a butcher to take care of the bottom head, because you can't seem to manage either one of them.
Just yanking your chain.
I know you wouldn't do such a thing, right?
2006-07-18 04:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by L Jeezy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try jumping off a bridge into a dry creek bed (freak), and hold hands with your neighbor while your at it
2006-07-18 04:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by dmxdragon2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish you could have let me do the job.. I like peanut butter and also....
2006-07-18 04:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try strawberry milkshake next time instead of peanut butter
2006-07-18 04:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jeff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, go to a hospital. Then when your balls are feeling better, go to therapy. if they can't help ya, go to an exorcist. Make sure you share your ingenious story. Moron.
2006-07-18 04:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by Child of Coal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut them off and feed the dog. If the dog refuses to eat'em...You eat them raw.
2006-07-18 04:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is the most stupid funniest thing i have ever heard of. that's a classic. thanks for the laugh!!! But maybe you should just put an ice pack on them.
2006-07-18 04:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some help or an ice pack
2006-07-18 04:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by Brandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋