A). should the worm get up earlier?
B) should the worm have slept in because the reason it got caught it was also up early?
C). a worm is no incentive for getting up early
or
D)-what's your punchline????
2006-07-18 03:36:47 · 20 answers · asked by porthuronbilliam 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then he has drank all the tequila!
2006-07-18 03:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
D; On a stormy night I noticed the bird on a telephone line waiting for the worms to come out so the bird can sleep in!
2006-07-18 10:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by gokie26 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are supposed to be the bird, not the worm. It is a statement mothers give their kids when they wake up early to tell them it is good to be up early and not be lazy. The worm doesn't have a chance. Whatever bird gets up first will get him.
2006-07-18 10:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Cara B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...it never really stated what time the bird catches the worm merely that the early bird is the one that get's it...
2006-07-18 10:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Hidden*Halo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the worm should have evolved with fast legs and some
NIKE running shoes with a little neon digital display that says, "eat
my dust"!
2006-07-18 10:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ahab 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral:
D): Come morning, either you are a bird or a worm, you better be running.
2006-07-18 10:52:57 · answer #6 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the worm catch... fish of course.
2006-07-18 10:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by B. Ritz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D) Jane lived in Hollywood, California, and Julie lived in Miami, Florida. They both could afford to have their hair done by Pierre in St. Louis.
One day they both decided to have their hair done. They both called Pierre but he told them that he had only one spot left and that whoever would get there first could have it.
Jane hopped into her private jet and Julie hopped into her own helicopter. Jane had to emergency land in Denver, but Julie made it to St. Louis for her hair appointment.
The moral of the story is, the whirlybird gets the perm.
2006-07-19 03:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E. If he get early, he'll be eaten. If he get up late, he'll be eaten. Just a no win situation for the worm...
2006-07-18 10:41:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worm needs to sleep in :O)
2006-07-18 10:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by mom1025 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D) it sucks to be a worm....lmao
Best wishes
2006-07-18 10:38:54 · answer #11 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋