A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
Have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2006-07-18 03:20:41 · 21 answers · asked by tictickchick 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL- that was really ~cute~ Love it!!!
I read it again and I realized I didn't get it the first time! It's even funnier now! Total Knee Slapper! It's the best blonde joke EVER~ ahh.... I even cried a little!!! = 0 LOL =)
2006-07-18 04:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by i_♥_coke&water 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
lol superb =] want to hearken to yet another one? A blonde, brunette, and redhead have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the one hundred backyard breast stroke race... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and started swimming. a couple of minutes later, the brunette complete and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They offered the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the medal round her neck, the blonde whispered, " i do no longer want to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their hands."
2016-11-02 06:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what? You blew it.
You should have let others finish the line.... you would have enjoyed all the different response you would get. People's responses are so funny sometimes. Now, we have nothing to go on.
You let the cat out the box (pun intended).
2006-07-18 03:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.Here's one for you------What the difference between a Blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump your load in it!!
2006-07-18 03:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one =0
2006-07-18 03:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by corinna g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for that great joke. You got my day started just right.
2006-07-18 03:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.
2006-07-18 03:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are brunettes so jealous of blonds?
2006-07-18 03:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before, still it's funny. crunchy, but funny.
2006-07-18 03:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2006-07-18 07:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋