Here's one to get you started:
Q) A Cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed 3 days and 2 nights and left on Friday. How?
2006-07-18 03:17:17 · 7 answers · asked by Shayz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
His horse is named Friday. here's one for you:
A man is dressed from head to toe in a black ninja suit, with dark goggles over his eyes. He is in a town with no lights on. There has been a widespread electrical failure and there are no electrical lights. There are not any candles, lanterns, fires, flames, or sparks of any kind. The street lights and traffic signals are not working. It is overcast, and neither the moon nor the stars are out.
The man in the ninja suit is crossing the street. A black car is driving straight at him, with no headlights.
How is it that the driver does not hit the man in the ninja suit?
(You should be able to figure this one out. But, if you can't, just say so in the additional details, and I'll give you the answer... for a little quid pro quo.)
2006-07-18 03:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes the horse was called Friday of course.
Now about for the other one,
How does the ninja cross the road unless he can see with the dark goggles....
so anyway the ninja hears the car approaching and jumps out of the way
.....or the car ran out of petrol, .or the driver of the car feels the need to stop and take a leak, buy a newspaper
go on tell us
2006-07-18 17:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by Tina C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His horse was called Friday.
2006-07-18 10:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah (31/UK) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friday was his horse
2006-07-19 10:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing the answer to the ninja question is that it's the middle of the day.
Ya?
2006-07-18 10:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by Iain T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could been a mule like clint used to ride
2006-07-18 10:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sudoko
2006-07-18 10:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by leigh p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋