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I can't go anywhere with you. You would talk to a door knob.

2006-07-18 02:12:44 · 12 answers · asked by laughsall 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

I would probably say, (being the smartass that I am) "Yes, and when I'm with you, the doorknob is more interesting..."

2006-07-18 02:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Sharon S 2 · 1 2

That sounds like your friend is saying you can't keep a secret. Have you been untrustworthy with confidences before...? If you have offended your friend in this way, it would be best to apologize, and not reveal things that have been told you in the future, without permission. I hope you have not lost a friend over this. Good luck!

2006-07-18 10:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

that menas you talk way too much!! you would talk to a doorknob if you had too! next time you are around her say "i will try to listen more than talk. i'm sorry i have been so talkative. now what do YOU want to talk about?" and remember let her do most of the jabbering!

2006-07-18 09:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by qwerty 4 · 0 0

I would probably ask this question of the next doorknob I walk past.

2006-07-18 09:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Toothpaste 2 · 0 0

Put a doorknob in your handbag and retrieve it anytime you want to bring up this comment to your friend. Then politely tell her where she can place the doorknob. (Make sure to tell her to apply ample lubrication) ;)

2006-07-18 09:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a true friend will never say anything like that... she is not your friend then.... better befriend a doorknob or the witch that collects doorknobs (Bewitched)

2006-07-18 09:24:01 · answer #6 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0 0

I will speak to whom or what I please. (When you speak, if you are respecting the dignity of others; then your friend to my thinking must have prejudices towards the appearances of others. That is shallow.) Question your friend and not yourself, if you are behaving in a seemly manner.

2006-07-18 16:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Try to go with other friend cause ur friendship might be over.
Sorry but that might be true.

2006-07-18 09:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by jas_rohilla 1 · 0 0

it's that you are overly nice to everyone. just a guess. it's good to have nice people in the world, too many people like me would be bad.

2006-07-19 11:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by chuckclone1 2 · 0 0

There is a very cliched saying, but very apt here.

"With friends like this, who needs enemies?"

2006-07-18 09:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 0 0

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