for given me some powers
2006-07-18 01:46:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
are you serious about this?
it will only work if you take this VERY seriously.
i cannot communicate to you the full gravity of the decision you are about to make.
it is a very sobering prospect indeed.
;-) however no one wouldn't get a grin on their dial at the thought of some madass powers from satan eh!!!!
so i guess it all evens out in the end then huh hehe
to make your pact with satan, it is very simple.
act as though you are calling your puppy dog, and say in a high pitched, cooing voice, 'here satan! here satan! Satan! come here!'
and when you feel your heart is black and hard, turned a shiny kind of glazed lava... you know you have the power of the devil in your hand.
2006-07-21 04:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Smegma Stigma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do not mess with things that you do not know of?
Satan will be able to give you all powers but you must sell your soul. Can you take the tropical heat????? Do you say ouch when your touch something hot???? If your answer is nope and yes...forget about powers. Seek the cool guy Jesus!
2006-07-18 01:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by Nick Pedro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to stand in front of a mirror in the dark and say "Looooooocifer, here satan, satan, satan" 3 times and poof, he should appear and scare the crap out of you. Then, after you get over the initial shock, you can start negotiations for your new powers. It's expensive, though.
2006-07-18 01:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign a multi-year contract with the New York Yankees.
2006-07-18 01:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by Ted Striker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, u need to make a pact with Jesus, and accept him as your Lord and Savior
2006-07-18 01:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Drea♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Married!
2006-07-18 01:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by I'manalienfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't.
Satan doesn't like worshipers.. he hates ALL.
You can't make a pact with him, he won't give you anything.
2006-07-18 01:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by John C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send me $250000 by pay pal & i will give you powers for 66 hours then your sole is mine
2006-07-18 01:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people do this by default.
How?
By failing to acknowledge that Jesus loved us and died for all our failings.
Try Jesus.
2006-07-18 01:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by Peter H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have children then you'll have all the powers you need you'll be in total control
2006-07-18 05:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋