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2006-07-18 01:27:40 · 11 answers · asked by ☆BadNews☆® 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did you know that you have no future -till Armagedon comes- in comedy...
2006-07-18 01:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by Diablous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mentos? Christianity? Jesus? Dying?
What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?
(NOT A VIRGIN BIRTH! - Google Imacculate Conception. What else do you falsely believe? )
Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us? Big deal!
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to swallow it too.
Christians want everyone to convert to their non-thinking in order to be 'saved'.
Believing and not thinking is like choosing a mental illness and becoming lost.
What is a Christian Principle?
2006-07-18 08:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, after a hard day of saving mankind from their sins, there's nothing Jesus likes more than mentos. Jesus says, "God that's good!"
2006-07-18 08:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He looks so happy! There must be alot of mentos in heaven. hahaha
2006-07-18 08:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mentos are just plain weird... I am not going to worship them anymore!
2006-07-18 13:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if Jesus likes Birkenstock sandals too?
2006-07-18 08:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but he loves Memos.
He sends me heaps of them and my screen is covered in his useless sticky notes.
2006-07-18 08:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who doesn'! Jesus was a Jewish Carpenter ya know!
2006-07-18 08:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by gooterscooby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why wouldnt he? mentos are so yummy!
2006-07-18 08:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you that some of us dont find that amusing
2006-07-18 08:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by Maritza S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋