2006-07-18 01:24:19 · 17 answers · asked by nastyboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I keep finding your lunch in here.
2006-07-18 20:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't get in the toilet....tidy bowl man in the toilet.
2006-07-18 01:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit brokenhearted
Came to sh!t, but merely f@rted
Push the button, pull the chain,
And out comes a chocolate choo-choo train.
I drained my bladder, which made it gladder.
I peed for an hour or more.
Then I sat and sh!t, till my colon was split.
Now my sphincter's all itchy and sore.
2006-07-18 11:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by coolshaikh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same thing you do in the toilet. Sit and wonder and sh1t like thunder!!!
2006-07-18 01:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that what the toilet is made for.
2006-07-18 01:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got to toilet for ****, pis and masterbait
2006-07-18 01:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by Navdeep B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prepare dinner 4 You.. lol
2006-07-18 01:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Big Biz, I would read a paper.
For pee, I would just wait for it to finish while taking the tissue paper.....
2006-07-18 01:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't do anthing in the toilet, cause i'm always sitting on it.
2006-07-18 02:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by WHAT!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one: It's worth a "LOL"
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhSR3DEOqKGdUk6bhl2hiVfsy6IX?qid=20060716051248AAE51jF
2006-07-18 02:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"wipe your sprinkle after you tinkle!"
*heheheheh*
i let it rip in the toilet!!!
2006-07-18 01:45:22 · answer #11 · answered by Lyka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋