curious says, "God does have a place to stay in heaven and there are many mansions in it and he has a throne"... is that so?
2006-07-18 01:21:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He called in the firm of Moloch and Sons, they did a couple of preliminary sketches, and basically said it was possible but it "was gonna cost Him". And God baulked, saying unto them
"I'm GOD I am! Creator of the infinite universe, mate!"
But Moloch was insistent, saying unto the Lord
"Sorry man - if it was up to me, no problem. But it's the materials, innit?"
Whereupon the Lord's wrath was mighty, and he did speak with thunder, saying
"Right! Sod the lot of you then! I'll do it myself!"
"Fair enough, Guv'nor" said Moloch, and went off to talk to Lucifer about plans for a Summer Getaway Palace.
2006-07-18 02:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God says that Heaven is his throne and the Earth his footstool. God has always existed. The mansions are for His believers. Jesus says that he was going to prepare a place for us. And that there are many mansions.
2006-07-18 08:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me, God in mansion and have a throne is just where people was guided by false prophet for them to be and dream to be, so that their living god will reign.
2006-07-18 08:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by wacky_racer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was here before anything. I am sure he is all nice and comfortable sitting on one of those big fluffy clouds laughing at us ask crazy questions about him. I really don't know but he can be felt everywhere so I am sure as long as he has a home in your heart he can stay at your place or mine or the kid next door. All at the same time too. Since he is God and he can do everything.
2006-07-18 08:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by SouthernBelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think his throne got a make-over when Michael Angelo died, and then again when Leonardo DaVinci died. I feel sorry for the dead plumbers. Not to mention proctologists. hahahaha
2006-07-18 08:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, God is magical. He did a spell of some kind.
2006-07-18 08:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had someone build his house, but he didn't use Union labor. God is pro-capitalist and anti-Union. What a bastard.
2006-07-18 08:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always there
2006-07-18 08:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋