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I guess you are asking this because you read that Jesus washed the feet of his disciples. None of his disciples had asked for it to be done but Jesus did it because it was important for the disciples to learn to be humble and to have a servant spirit.

If your purpose of God shining your shoes and having your nails clipped comes out of a sincere heart to be closer to God and to have a servant spirit, then go ahead and ask God.

But otherwise, God has already demonstrated the greatest act of meekness by offering his very life for you and me. lol.

2006-07-18 00:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by curious 2 · 0 0

It depends on if you want your toe nails polished too. If not, he might accept a drop in visit but only between 10 and 2 because after that he has a golf tournament with Jimmy Hendrix and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and he only gets a handicap of 2. If he is late, they will start eating the hoagie sandwiches without him.

2006-07-18 07:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0 0

for your shoes go to a shoe shinner
for your nails go to a nail specialist
are you taking God as your servant or slave ,show respect to him
if he did not breathe life into you ,you wouldn;t even be alive and saying all those things

show some respect to your creator

2006-07-18 08:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh how wonderful Jesus is... As he suffered on the cross, people like you persecuted him and mocked him. Yet he lifted his eyes toward heaven and he said forgive them father for they know not what they do.

2006-07-18 09:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by Sad Mom 3 · 0 0

he's no shoe shine boy....your fingers broke...can't work a nail clipper? people are sooooo damn lazy these days

2006-07-18 07:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by krnsspott 5 · 0 0

How much do you tip? I am still waiting for Jesus to show up and give me a guitar lesson.

2006-07-18 07:59:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You better wait in line.
I'm still waiting for him to fix my car.

2006-07-18 07:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by ☆BadNews☆® 4 · 0 0

No, I'm guessing you need to talk to one of his many robots.

2006-07-18 07:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by UnR3aL 5 · 0 0

hey when your finished with him can he swing round my place and give me a gobble on the knob

2006-07-18 07:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He has no salon, think self service

2006-07-18 07:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 0 0

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