2006-07-18 00:46:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is this a riddle? or just extremely poor English?
It is probably against the law to boil your wife.
It is probably very bad manners to smoke while boiling your wife.
It is probably immoral to pray while smoking and boiling your wife.
Do you have a recipe?
2006-07-18 01:05:57 · answer #1 · answered by mrskymira 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen honey...
I love a good yarn as much as the next nutter but either you're wasting our time or you really need some help in wording your questions more carefully.
Its hard for people to understand what you mean so all they do is make fun of you.
Have a good think about what you wanna ask & maybe get someone to help you.
Hope you forgive me for finding some of the answers really funny though!!
2006-07-18 02:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Evil Snow White 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm, I've tried pretty hard to make some sense out of this sentence and it's not going anywhere. I suggest you learn English before you start posting questions on an English language site. In the mean time, you can post on one of the other language versions of yahoo.
2006-07-18 00:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife will not smoke even when boiled, not that I would ever boil my wife anyway. Prayers have nothing to do with it.
So the answer is no.
2006-07-18 00:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by k² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a wife, i can say I would not appreciate being boiled in water, though i'm not sure whether that would cause me to smoke or not. perhaps try boiling in oil.
2006-07-18 00:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by KDdid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Learn Direct. They offer some really good courses in English and lieteracy. They are free too! Then you can ask all your well thought out and deep questions in a language that we all understand.
2006-07-18 00:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Cazza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of blasted language is this anyway? I think that the one who ought to be boiled is your English teacher (if ever there was one).
2006-07-18 00:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I cannot stop laughing, everyones staring at me, tears are streaming but I dont care, this is so funny!!! Thats the ANSWERS that are funny, the questions just downright scarey!!
2006-07-18 01:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I'm cooking and I touch raw meat, how long should I boil my hands to kill the germs ?
2006-07-18 00:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by lilith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of these questions it's difficult to tell whether they're from a semi-literate moron or a leading theologian.
2006-07-18 00:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by Gallivanting Galactic Gadfly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋