Where do I begin...
1. I'm busy writing a telephone book, how about starting with your number?
2. Is this love at first sight? or do I have to walk past you again?
3. Your dad must be a terrorist, becoz ur da bomb!
Darling this list can go on forever. Dudes and pick-up lines just don't mix. They are definitely not the intelligent gender, if you did not know that by now.
2006-07-18 00:33:14
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Once I had just scored a touchdown, and all the cheerleaders were molesting me, saying awfully suggestive things. I was so offended
2006-07-18 00:33:07
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answer #2
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answered by Fowl Language 5
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Haha astounding topic. properly... one heavily gruesome one became: '**** me if i'm incorrect, yet isn't your call Janine?' yet I actual ought to assert the worst one ever became: 'i'm an organ donor, and that i have an organ you may pick' Hahahaha xx
2016-12-01 20:08:23
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answer #3
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answered by ? 3
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I was at a night club called "Berdema". So this guy walks up to me and says " you must be Miss Berdema"! (like in a beauty contest)
2006-07-18 00:35:59
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answer #4
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answered by Nowhere 2
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phone sex, when a man told me to do it in front of another person while I chatted with him. I really felt offended.
2006-07-18 00:33:24
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answer #5
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answered by God you are my all in all in Jesus' name 4
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"Get your coat. You've pulled".
Although that's more than the girl who stuck her hands down my trousers ever said. The closest I ever came to slapping a woman.
2006-07-18 00:31:57
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answer #6
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answered by Grimread 4
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I was walking down the street and a guy whistled and then ran after me, yelling "he, the skirt! why aren't you responding?"... Do I need explain why I didn't even turn?
2006-07-18 00:31:07
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answer #7
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answered by Littlegreydevil 2
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Q. Have you ever fallen over a tree?
A. No
Q. Then how about a root?
2006-07-18 00:31:21
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answer #8
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answered by prcoley 4
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a man coming up to me and telling me "imagine its over twoyears since i had sex" nearly slapped him. Took me for a **** or what?
2006-07-18 00:37:24
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answer #9
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answered by ivy w 1
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I'm standing at attention for you...at least some of me is
2006-07-18 00:58:37
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answered by X's Mommy 5
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