how do you think Hercules would react if i gave him a good swift kick in the conkers?

Question

do reckon id drop him like a sack of sh*t or no

Answer 1

That action may or may not drop a guy, because not all guys react exactly the same to this action, but it would at the very least have him singing soprano.

Answer 2

The mythical character Hercules was complex. He defeated many monsters, but only when attacked. Hercules liked games and was a champion, but was known to cheat if necessary.
If you kicked Hercules there may be a number of scenarios.
You might hurt your foot. Hercules defended the weak. He would console your pain and seduce you for he liked little boys too.

Answer 3

Hercules always has a hard on. When you are that manly you can't help it, so you would just get a big fleshy sword driven through your foot.

Now if Chuck Norris kicked him in the groin, there would be no hard on. That is because everything standing in Chuck Norris presence is a woman.

Answer 4

No. I do not think so. You'll rather drop like a sack of kak. Because he will hit you head in

Answer 5

He has "conkers" of steel. He'd flick you off like a gnat.

Answer 6

go out of your front door and ask someone to kick you in the conckers that will give you a good idea best of luck

Answer 7

He'd smash your face in with his hammer

Answer 8

is hercules your dog? in which case, that's just cruel :D

Answer 9

no hed probably pull your head off and piss down the hole

Answer 10

He would return the favour.'No messing;