I'm having crappy day and would like to laugh.
Thanks.
2006-07-17 23:56:35 · 7 answers · asked by 2007_Shelby_GT500 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
right, theres a three storey flat.
the guy at the top doesnt have a sink so hes gota shave out the window.
the guy in the middle doesnt have a toilet so he has to pee out the window.
the guy at the bottom doesnt have a garden so he has bbqs out the window.
One day the were all doeing this at the same time.
the man at the top dropped his razor, it chopped the mans willy off, and it landed on the bbq
The man at the bottom said 'thanks sor the extra sausage!'
You may not find thi s funny, but i do :)
2006-07-18 00:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by pig 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mailman's Last Day
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.
I asked him what to give you."
He said, "F__k him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2006-07-19 03:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok heres one
there is 2 men dwalfs they go out to a night club and find 2 women dwalfs they take them bac to their rooms.
dwalf 1 says to dwalf 2 im gonna try n have n erection dwalf 2 sed me to. so they went off in to their rooms all dwalf 1 could here all night was dwalf 2 going 123 huh 123 huh 123 huh.
in the morning dwalf 2 sed dwalf 1 how did it go .
dwalf 1 sed it went great wot about you well it could of been betta if i could even get on to the bed lol
2006-07-18 07:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I love jokes...
Did you hear what happened when the pope went to mount olive?
Popeye kicked the crap out of him!
2006-07-18 07:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by BeerLover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?
wave to her
2006-07-18 07:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by daidiiro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was the Robot acting dumb?
Coz.. his screw was loose :)
2006-07-18 09:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by spido 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, get back to work this instant!
2006-07-18 07:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋