2006-07-17 23:42:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Farting Dog
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.
So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.
He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.
Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.
He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.
Finally he really let a big one rip.
The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"
2006-07-18 20:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Private Gas Company.
2006-07-18 06:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A noise-maker, cos his/her mouth is constantly on the move, therefore all the gas is let out from between the facial lips.
2006-07-18 06:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bald faced open mouthed LIAR!..Or a user of a judicasly placed cork!
2006-07-18 06:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by paranthropus2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spontaneous combustion is a serious problem we call people that do that fire hazards or walking time bombs something like that
2006-07-18 06:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by twistedlifesmysteries 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a private farter
2006-07-18 06:45:26 · answer #6 · answered by pingpong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an undercover blop
2006-07-18 07:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
polite
2006-07-18 06:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by numbr1slotman1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shut-in.
2006-07-18 06:45:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hermit.
A walking time bomb.
:)
2006-07-18 06:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋