for example. A Rhinosaurus is dyin for a drink. but the only place open is an elephant bar. There are two elephant bouncers on the door that say to him "there's no way we're lettin you in here, everytime your sort come in there's trouble".
The Rhino says that he's only lookin a quiet pint and that he'll stay near the door and mind his own business. so the bouncers say OK "but we'll be watching you"
So he buys a pint and stands quietly in the corner. An elephant girl sidles up to him and says "Hi I'm Sandra" "whats your name?" to which he replies "neil".
At this she goes into hysterics and faints. Two bouncers rush in and throw your man out. They are tryin to bring her round and she says "where did he go". "it's OK love we bucked him out"
"Oh No " says she, "do you know who that was?"
"No say the elephants"
"It was Rhino Neil!"
(try this with an ulster accent and you should get Ryan O'Neill)
2006-07-17 23:32:32 · 4 answers · asked by blackstuffman2000 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So is a Rhinosaurus some form of dinosaur that looks like a rhinoceros? I think this discovery should be in the science section.
2006-07-18 00:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by cuddles_gb 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-07-18 06:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one !!!
2006-07-18 06:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-18 10:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋