A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this
guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
2006-07-17 23:12:16 · 14 answers · asked by Diezel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10, the reporter is more of an a$$hole than the reportee. Keep 'em coming!
2006-07-17 23:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 9⤊ 3⤋
Cool joke 7/10
2006-07-17 23:54:14 · answer #2 · answered by kreolkavi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are just too much for a Tuesday morning! What's on the menu for Wednesday morning? You're real cute! Ha! Ha!
2006-07-17 23:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by twinklecomfort 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I liked that one.
As for the person who reported you..............
You posted it in the correct place and how can a joke be a question anyway??
Honestly, some people are so uptight these days.... sheesh!!
2006-07-17 23:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by Gillipoos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, Diesel.
2006-07-17 23:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, That's not bad 8/10
Tell the wanker above me to get fu(ked!
2006-07-17 23:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by honky550 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny i think the person up top must
a) be gay
b) lost his humor when he lost his self respect
keep them coming!
2006-07-17 23:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard this one before!
It is funny though!
I wonder why you are being reported?
2006-07-17 23:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i've heard it before, but its still funny. and hey, angrysandwich, ur the asshole.
2006-07-17 23:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha-very funny
2006-07-17 23:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by oz_gurl2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋