I'm talking about your buttcheeks!!
2006-07-17 21:59:30 · 14 answers · asked by What? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know it's immature but I just thought it was funny.
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2006-07-17 22:00:26 · update #1
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A: It never came out!
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A: "You look a bit flushed!"
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A: Because they're full of gas!
2006-07-17 22:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, they're sorta like conjoined twins. or married couples. they just can't get away from eachother, even if they want to. :D unless there's like...surgery or divorce...and i don't think either would be proper for your buttcheeks.
2006-07-18 05:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For guys, it's because their buttcheeks are near nuts.
For girls, it's because deep down behind them their just p*ussies.
2006-07-18 05:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by marchcalf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Honeymoon And Fishing
A fellow went off on his honeymoon, and after returning meets up with a friend for a beer and conversation.
The friend, being single and a pervert to boot, begins to inquire as to the festivities of the honeymoon.
"So, Bob, big married man, did ya get any while you were out there?" the friend asks.
Bob just shakes his head. "Ah, you know me. I like to fish. So I just fished."
His friend gasps. "You mean you didn't have no sex? C'mon, Bob, tell me at least got a b-l-o-w-j-o-b!"
Bob again shakes his head. "Naw, she had pyorrhea, so I just fished. You know I like to fish."
His friend replies, "Bob, she's your god damn wife! She's gotta give it up when you say! You should just made her do it!"
Bob replies, "Nah, she had gonorrhea, and you know me. I like to fish, so I just fished."
His friend, now quite upset, says, "What?! Why didn't ya just pork it up her a-s-s?"
"Well," says Bob, "she had diarrhea...and you know me, I like to fish. So I just fished."
His friend, totally exasperated by this point, shouts at him, "Jesus! Why'd you marry this sick b-i-t-c-h anyway?!"
Bob replies, "Well, she's got worms, and you know how I like to fish..."
2006-07-19 04:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, thats my laugh of the day.
2006-07-18 05:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by hearts99992000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...they should take a vacation and spend summer somewhere...that means you should put a funnel instead when you crap
2006-07-18 05:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH they spread as the years go by, lol. :)
2006-07-18 05:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz they are twins? or maybe there some reasons beyond just that..LMAO!
2006-07-18 05:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww roflmao thanks to all. who else could come up with these things in the wee hours of the morning!!!!!!!=+D
2006-07-18 05:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have a pact.
2006-07-18 05:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋