Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming,
"A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says.
"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
,the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
2006-07-17 21:47:10 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Comments Plz !
2006-07-17 21:47:30 · update #1
lmafreakinO!! that is so funny! :o
2006-07-17 22:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's good. I still like it.
How about internet relations??
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.
13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.
12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."
11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points.
10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."
9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.
8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by.
7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.
5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
4) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.
3) She's suddenly changed her address to comingout@lesbian.com
2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious tubby@whitehouse.gov
1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be.
2006-07-17 22:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh, you can't get good friends these days. It shows you should only go camping with someone you love. :>)
I wonder what would have happened if he had sucked the poison out and swallowed.
2006-07-17 21:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha!
2006-07-17 21:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...it's a hard situation ya know...he coul've got a girl to do the job but then his friend would always like to get bitten by a snake!!!
2006-07-17 21:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny and quite a strong possibility!
2006-07-17 21:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
by the time the friend returned from the town the friend had already died
2006-07-17 21:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strange :
normally snake eats snake
it wont leave with a bite
good one
2006-07-17 22:13:45 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Alf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shud have taken the frnd to the doctor !!
2006-07-17 22:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
yeah what happened to friendhship?
oh well i guess he kinda didnt want to give his amte a ******** lol
2006-07-17 23:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh yes...i was in a situation like this once...unfortunately he didnt die....uhhhh the memories
2006-07-17 21:51:57 · answer #11 · answered by JayClutch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋