Why are Pirates called Pirates?
They just arrrggggh
2006-07-17 20:49:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not really stupid, just a little light weight.
Forgot to say thanks, for the 2 points. I am just at this moment at exactly 8,000 points.
2006-07-17 21:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny, how abt this one:
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-07-18 04:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are these stupid jokes? Beacause they arrrrrrrrrr!!! Funny how stupidity can bring a smile to your dial hey. :)
2006-07-18 03:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the pirates of carribean rated?
Arrrrrr.
2006-07-18 03:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every two days this comes up, not that funny too.
2006-07-18 03:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Sorry, that just cracked me up! I love randomness!
2006-07-18 04:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Candy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
btw it's arrrrrr. and u got the first part right, it is stupid.
2006-07-18 04:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by LYY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke. now it doesn't seem funny anymore.
2006-07-18 03:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-18 04:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har har me boy oh
2006-07-18 05:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋