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today we were getting new furniture and they took all the beds and couches in our house. All we had was one mattress until the new stuff came. Unfortunatley my dad and sister were at out of town and my dad went with her. So that meant i had to sleep on the bed with my mom. So then i went to sleep, my idea was to sleep the most possible distance away from her but i feel asleep b4 her, she was still watching tv. So im like w.e nothigns gonna happen. Usually in the morning i have erection (i was 13 and my mom was 37)....so i wake up with an erection but not only that, since i usually roll around in my sleep i find my self laying on top of my mom , and she was wearing lingerie,.all im wearing is boxers and im the same height as my mom so we are even. So im laying on top of her with an erection, that u can clearly see and she can feel. and it was touching her private part! i try to move off, but then she wakes up. i say "o God" and drop my head and it lands on her squishy breasts.what i do?

2006-07-17 20:21:47 · 36 answers · asked by John J 1 in Family & Relationships Family

36 answers

you mom probably though nothing of it. she knows what happens in the morning to 13 year old boys. it was an accident, nothing more. maybe you should have worn more clothes, but you didn't know this would happen. forget about it, in ten years you'll laugh about it.

2006-07-17 20:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 1 0

I don't know if this story is for real because honestly it just sounds like you have too much time on your hands. What mom goes to sleep with lingerie on when her 13 year old son is going to be in her bed? And I'm not sure what your question is. It already happened supposedly so what can you do about it now? Move on, don't sleep with your mom, tell her you're sorry for poking her in the morning, and it won't happen again;-)

2006-07-17 20:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by L. M 2 · 0 0

Sad that you had to take all the time to write this story for attention.
Note the lack of attention to detail in your story:

A) You wrote this happened today yet later you wrote "I was 13 and my mom was 37"

B) If you are the same height as your mom, why would your head land on her breasts?

C) You are lame.

2006-07-17 20:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by msdifranco2003 3 · 0 0

hmm.. the incident was really embrassing. But don't take it too seriously bcoz we all are human and having some sansation toward opposite sex. yh it's true that she is ur mom but don't forget that she is a woman too and you r a guy. So, all these were natural. So, try to keep urself in control next time and think about God. He will help you.

Best of luck.

2006-07-17 20:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by sainisuman 2 · 0 0

Man.... U r her SON.... she knows the basics about a male anotomy and these things are natural. You cant help it... just forget about this... as she does. Most of the male experience this morning erection.... so all in this world knows its not intentional from a son to his mom.. be kool!!!
And yess... from today try to sleep properly even when u r alone. It seems ur sleeping postions are wiered.

2006-07-17 20:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by Shadow 2 · 0 0

Ummm, eww.

Apologize, move away, sleep in the next room. Sleep on the floor, on a blanket, anything. Thirteen year-olds shouldn't share bedspace with women in their nighties; mother or not.

Check into some therapy, and buy a grammer book.

2006-07-17 20:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Kitae 3 · 0 0

tell her what really happen that it does that all the time if u explain to her she will understand i am sure. She was younger before and she knows that that is a natural change in a growin young man. Just let her know what is going on with u. Good Luck and i an sorry that that happen.

2006-07-17 20:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Clara S 1 · 0 0

In religious belief it is not permissible sleep with the parents in one bed after seven years in case u are afraid or ur mom then u can sleep in one room but in different cot .

2006-07-17 20:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by sha 1 · 0 0

Either this is your idea of humor, or you have a very ... interesting ... family situation. Why would you wear boxers while sleeping in the same bed as your mother, and why would she wear lingerie?

2006-07-17 20:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats the funniest thing ive read all day. why didn't you just get an air mattress at the store, there like 15 bucks, or get a sleeping bag or something?

2006-07-17 20:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♫jmann♫ 5 · 0 0

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