http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/moviefiles/madcaller.wmv"
2006-07-17 20:19:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Click the link
2006-07-17 20:30:33 · update #1
it says page cannot be found!!!!!
so am i the only one that doesnt get to see it
thanx for the link, very good, im x directory too so i will have to use that next time
ha ha
2006-07-18 00:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by km 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Great, check this out:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Dont move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend youre a statue."
"Whats this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
2006-07-17 20:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Hate them press 1
For wish they would givce you a person to talk to straight away press 2
For wanting the company to listen to your requests press 3
For playing some of the most god awful music known to man press 4
2006-07-17 20:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dirty Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked?... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me?... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in, ... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt. I don't know why this seem so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
2006-07-17 20:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, they drive me insane. Ugh.
2006-07-17 20:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mean the people that call too offer you credit cards etc??
2006-07-17 20:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by silentdreamin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes just irritating
2006-07-17 21:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-07-17 20:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't get the link.
2006-07-17 20:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋