A couple who had 2 kids decided that whenever they wanted sex, they would use code words so the children wouldn't know what they were talking about. they would ask "could I take in your laundry tonight ?" so the kids couldn't understand. Husband comes home from work one night and asked "Honey, can I take in your laundry tonight? No not tonight was her reply. No big deal as he has come home many nights without getting any. They following night he comes home from work and asks "Honey, can I take in your laundry tonight? again her reply was No, not tonight. This goes on several more nights, and the exasperated man always get the same answer, No, not tonight. So the following night the man comes home from work, never says a thing to his wife, but goes straight to bed. In the morning his wife is somewhat worried (knowing how horny he is) and asks "Honey, how come you didn't want to take in my washing last night? Don't even think about it he replies, I only had a small load so I did it by hand.
2006-07-17 20:11:22 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
people still do laundry by hand?
o.o
hehe
2006-07-17 20:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny , hehehe.... check this one:
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-17 20:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked?... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me?... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in, ... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt. I don't know why this seem so funny to me- it's just a persons name.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
2006-07-17 20:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. 8/10.
2006-07-17 20:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was so funny it was a little bit funny but not thet much
2006-07-17 20:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-07-17 20:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋