A man was summoned to his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a milliondollars."
"That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
The terrible news is...
"The picture is of you and your secretary!"
2006-07-17 19:26:14 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice never heard that one
2006-07-17 19:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by strait_edge8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am going to allow you to understand quite love legal experts. i do not quite take care of them I propose come on $2500 to stroll right into a court docket and says she receives this this and this. Congratulations your divorced. Hell i ought to have finished that and under no circumstances had to pay $2500. in spite of the indisputable fact that the everlasting restraining order became properly worth it.
2016-12-01 20:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk about a quickie hehe lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-17 19:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Da funniest one, is that ya out there? How much languages do ya know? nandi, nandri, shukriya...u must be the sheik of ur kingdom....lol ! 10.5/10 !:))
2006-07-18 06:24:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute nice to know you are still around PD
2006-07-18 00:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by sherzada8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm... 8 out of seven
2006-07-17 19:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya gud one
2006-07-18 00:29:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-07-20 16:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one...
Nice... just wonder who take that picture...
heh heh heh...
2006-07-17 19:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by |) J @ |< 4 |2 + @ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha............what a joke...........cheered me up in even my worst mood of the week...........hehe...........lol............
have a 10.1/10..................since u were a bit sad when u lost 0.1 on tanu's answer
2006-07-19 00:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by atimsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋