do i clean up or what?
2006-07-17 19:02:36 · 22 answers · asked by Jon R 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That could quite possibly have been the worst question anyone has ever asked.
2006-07-17 19:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by mrcone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends, you did not tell us where the hand job took place.
If it was in the front seat of your '85 IROC 'Z Camaro, I would probably just let it soak into the already soiled carpet. If it managed to hit the seats, don't worry about it, the spilled cheese from your 7-11 nachos will cover it up.
Now, if it took place at your house, then you better clean it up, and quick. I assume your mother/father or guardian was no farther than "down the hall", so you better clean it up. Just don't go overboard, as I am sure your room is a complete and total crap hole, and you wouldn't want to make a clean spot.
Lastly, if you managed to get the hand job at her place, well good on you! Hopefully, you had the forethought of aiming it at one of her many stuffed unicorn teddy bears she has strewn about the place. If so, let her deal with cleaning Mr. Sparkles, or whatever crappy name she gave the toy.
In the future I would have a towel on hand at all times. It shouldn't be that difficult to remember, as I am sure you have had many happy socks in your short lifetime, so this is just a step up really.
2006-07-18 02:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a tiny piece of paper towel to dab up the
tiny semen dot that fell out of your hole onto
your pubic hair under your weiner. Give her cab fare
and a verbal "Yo, Good Job! That was wack!", pat
her on the butt and call it a night.
2006-07-18 02:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by PoohP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm, she didn't make the mess. Yeah, you clean up. Hand job etiquette.
2006-07-18 02:04:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wash it off. Oh and stop messing around with jail bait. Jesus f**cking christ. She's sixteen. That is just....ummm...sixteen huh? Never mind. Next time ask for a hummer. If she buys you one then she's a keeper.
2006-07-18 02:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She gave your noodle what you wanted...So it's your job to clean up...But what about your girlfriend!!! Do you leave her hanging or do you try and satisfy her??? Hey,Fair is fair...
Clowmy
2006-07-18 02:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shid clean yo self up and then make ha give u another 1
2006-07-18 02:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by Toya A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After you hand delivery,ask her for mouth treat
2006-07-18 02:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck......should have thought about that before-hand (ha-ha) I hope you at least thanked the girl. What did you do for her?
2006-07-18 02:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
apologize for the mess and lick it clean. or roll over and fall asleep.
2006-07-18 02:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋