So far my research has found that you have to like to molest little boys, hate everyone that is different from you, feed people stale bread and grape juice, and make people stand and sit constantly for your own amusement. Oh, and convince people that an unfaithful whore (mary) is the mother of the son of god. My god, what kind of man would believe his wife if she said "I know I never put out for you, But I am having gods kid, I would never cheat on your Joe"
2006-07-17 18:54:03 · 9 answers · asked by John D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am glad people got a laugh out of this. Yes, I have serious aggression toward catholicism because of the hate it spreads and I do not understand why people try and sugar coat it. There has never been a time the christian churches were not responsible for the worlds atrocities
2006-07-17 19:13:22 · update #1
You are way too funny! lol lol
2006-07-17 18:58:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well what he said is true. many children have been molested by priests. That is why they should allow Catholic priests to get married. I know priests are not the only ones who molest. But I did get a laugh out of it and I am catholic.
I know someone who works in a nursing home. Now that we are talking about molesters. There are four child molesters in the home she works in. They are older men. They are able to walk and stuff, but the child molesters are looked down upon in prisons and beat up, so now the gov. has chosen to send these men to nursing homes when they get in their early 50's, to they stop getting beat up and harassed. Now you tell me is that right? No , now they are waited on hand and foot. dam this could have been a question of its own....... sorry
2006-07-18 02:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are funny.....I don't know about the qualifications but I do know that a looooong time ago the priest were allowed to be married. If the Catholics would change back to that there would be (in my opinion) a lot less molesting going on.
2006-07-18 02:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by pgnprincess1212 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no no!
Protestants do the grape juice thing!
Catholic Priests get to drink the real thing, and they don't have to share it!
2006-07-18 02:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please don't bash the Catholic Church. These men have high responsibilty as servants of Christ...therfore as human they are MORE vulnerable to SATANS attacks inorder so they can fall from their duty>>let us pray for the clergy> only 1-2% of priests have been child molestors. god bless.
2006-07-18 01:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've read your opening sentence and i know where your lame question is going. good job. catholic priests are pervs, but not All are, stupid. just like not all atheists are grouchy angry ppl, i'm sure Some r happy :)
2006-07-18 01:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW , that was really NOT funny and I am not Christian I am wiccan ! I think we should respect everybodys beliefs!!!
Not funny, Sorry
Blessed Be
ps And I do not think that other Pagans/Wiccans/Druids or whatever beliefs should jump on that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-18 02:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by judy-ann j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mean. theyre not true to their religion thats what it is.
2006-07-18 02:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by jewishamericanprincess61992 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE AN A$$
2006-07-18 02:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by jes81_99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋