How do you wake up making headlines?
2006-07-17 18:27:51 · 17 answers · asked by iggwad ™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sleep on a corduroy pillow.
Get it BAHHAHAHA.
OK some of you might not get it but it's funny to me.
2006-07-17 18:41:21 · update #1
Sleep on corrugated cardboard?
(Lines...on head...never mind...)
2006-07-17 18:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by This is my nickname :-D 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Having sleep-walked all through town painting every other house a glow-in-the-dark pink, then chaining yourself naked to the mayor's office door with a sign around your neck stating, "I'm not leaving until tonight". You'll have to wait a few hours for nightfall for people to notice, but after that!you're a star.
Unless you live in a really small town, in which case all you need to do is rescue some animal from a tree.
2006-07-18 01:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by Belie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it. head lines. corduroy pillows have lines. then when u wake up the imprints will be on ur head. making head lines. thats funny. sorry i explained it, it ruins the joke, but the 1st ppl i read didnt get it, so i explained.
2006-07-18 01:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wake up to the sun shineing through the bars in you jail cell. The shadows make lines on your head :)
2006-07-18 01:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Eric B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Witha murdered person in your bed, a horse head in your bed, laying on the printing press?
2006-07-18 01:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up making headlines? hummmm,,,...,,,....,,,,,. Go to sleep on the white house lawn. that should do it.
2006-07-18 01:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could wake up naked in the middle of the freeway
2006-07-18 01:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Misch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up on your 250th birthday
2006-07-18 01:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by david waterstreet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in someone elses bed
2006-07-18 01:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by lost one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Face buried in pillow!
YEA!!!
Cute Bird!
2006-07-18 01:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋