A man had tickets to Game Seven of the Stanley Cup Final right at center ice. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"
"Well, actually," the man responds, "the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No, no one. They're all at the funeral."
2006-07-17 17:57:40 · 15 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HE obviously bought the tickets before she died and if she went with him to every playoff game...what the hell am i doing, I DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY hahaha ; )
2006-07-17 18:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by Brucie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, cuz if a guy likes hockey that much as does his wife he would undoubtedly go to the funeral. I know that's what my uncle would do (he's basically in that situation) If the wife went with him so many times she would sacrifice for him he'd love her more than the sport...
2006-07-18 01:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by littlegrady2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not typical, but:
The Perfect Man
A friend asked me the other day why I never got married.
I replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now," said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked my friend.
I shrugged my shoulders and replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."
2006-07-18 04:35:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
2006-07-18 01:20:49 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the ol' man's an Avalanche Fan!
2006-07-18 01:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur rite, typical man. instead of going to the funeral, he goes to a game not to lose good seats. that was funny. i mean hilarious!
2006-07-18 01:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell if my husband had tickets like that and I died I would haunt him if he didn't go to the game.
I mean if the game is only one night and I'm dead forever, it just seems like the right choice
2006-07-18 01:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke has been repeated many many many times sorry sweetheart but it was funny the first time, check ya later â¥
2006-07-18 01:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the woman would have done the same thing if it were he to pass away instead of her
2006-07-18 01:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the roles were reversed, the woman would be sentimental!?!
2006-07-18 01:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋