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Brain

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain

Hay Christians they're trying to blow up Isreal-the insurgents are doing what they can to capture and Kill in the name of their God over there-Do ya think Jesus should turn the other cheek? I wonder where all of those arms they are using are being manufactured? We supply Israel with ours but who supplies insurgents?!

2006-07-17 17:50:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

Maybe you should have written:

If only I had eyes
Maybe I could see,
How I look just like a child
And everyone laughs at me.

I'm pushing and shoving at my Creator
The one who loves me more,
He wants to be my Father
I think He's quite the bore.

But that day is coming
Faster than I think,
And I'll be calling on His name
While my buns are toasted pink.

Well, we know you can rhyme, (kind of) and that you are hurt at Christians, maybe even bitter at God. What did He personally ever do to you?
It would seem to me that anyone who did have a brain would realize that this world and all its unique and perfectly interworking systems, didn't happen by accident. They were designed by a very intelligent Being. No matter that you can't see it- that Being is God. He loves you anyway.

"If only I had ears..."

P.S. Sit tight, and buckle your seat belt. It's probably going to get worse, read the book of Revelation. Its all in there.

2006-07-17 18:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by savannah 3 · 0 1

I'm quite certain that there is no definitive answer to whether God has a brain for he only has the answer to that question. The bible does state however that we were created in his image so it may not be completely unreasonable to assume so. As far as the unrest in Israel goes, God will never allow the demise of his chosen people. It seems that the prophecies of the bible are being fulfilled so the turning of cheeks and the manufacturing of weapons are rather irrelevant issues. God is in control of all things although the world is unfortunately full of idiots that may never realize this until the arrival of the antichrist and the second coming of Jesus.

2006-07-18 01:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wish this question could be taken seriously, but anyway, for the sake of argument...

A brain is a created organ in a created body. God is uncreated and is beyond anything created. God by nature does not have a "brain" in the sense that we humans (or the animals) have brains. However, having said that, we must also state that as the God-man (perfect God and perfect man), Jesus Christ, whose two natures (divine and human) are joined inseparably yet unconfusedly in one Person, has a brain (just as He has a body). Yet this is from His human nature.

So if you are referring to the divine essence, and specifically to God the Father or God the Holy Spirit, or for that matter, the divine nature of God the Son, the answer is again, "no", He does not have a "brain" because He is uncreated and beyond the need for a "brain" in the biological sense.

2006-07-18 00:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by LDRship 2 · 0 0

I trust my brain but try to use it carefully. Your question is really abstract.
I bet that the arms dealers of the world supply weapons to anyone with the money. It is highly probable that the US manufactures weapons for both Israel, the insurgents, Iran, Iraq, Korea, and anyone else who can pay.
Ronald Raygun and his cohorts sold weapons illegally to Iran so they could fund an illegal war in Nicaragua.
It's about the money, not God, Christ, democracy, freedom; it's the money.

2006-07-18 00:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0 0

This can be answered logically. Lets not be a religious fanatic - whatever the religion one is.

Read Gods Debris by Scott Adams if you can...

2006-07-18 01:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by planetebiz 2 · 0 0

Does He think? I don't know. Or care. What is important to me is - Was He born. Who was his Mum? Did He have a beard at birth or ever shave?
These are no more ludicrous questions than the 'think' one so I hope nobody is offended by them.

2006-07-18 01:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0 0

Dude what's your point? Are you trying to state that G.W. Bush is God?

2006-07-18 00:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

excellant question, dude. makes you wonder that if you are all knowing, what do you need a brain for.

2006-07-18 00:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by santosh s 4 · 0 0

of course i have a brain

i couldn't type without one

peace out,
god

2006-07-18 00:55:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He controls everything even your brain so what do you think?

2006-07-18 00:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by moreycious 2 · 0 0

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