But you said that he would last week! What's up with that?
2006-07-17 17:35:59 · 27 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ya and they said he was coming year 2000 ,,,,i guess i missed him.
2006-07-17 20:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Believe 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the world is going to have to get a little bit worse before Jesus stops by for a visit.
2006-07-18 00:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by spongebob1527 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said that only the Father knows the hour and the time of His returning. The signs of his returning are being fulfilled. True Christians will be persecuted world over and the gospel will reach everyone then the end will come.
MORE IMPORTANT is to live PURE & HOLY life.
2006-07-18 00:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by subhashnainan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, many think they know when he's coming, but they're wrong. Only the Father knows that. Besides, I saw a double rainbow last week and I've heard that there won't be any rainbows the year prior to Christ's coming. So every time you see a rainbow just know you have at least one more year to eat drink and be merry before you're annihilated.
2006-07-18 00:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always a Chance.
2006-07-18 00:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by billlucas14all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's on his way. I just saw him get off the bus in front of the Piggly Wiggly. He sent a big shout out to everyone here.
2006-07-18 00:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE;
IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION;
IN PHYSICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY
WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;
IN ECONOMICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF
DIMINISHING RETURNS BY FEEDING 5000
MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;
IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND
WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS;
IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING & THE END;
IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE;
IN RELIGION HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM;
WHO IS HE?........... NONE OTHER THAN
LORD JESUS CHRIST, THE KING OF KINGS
LORD OF LORDS,
PRAISE HIS NAME FOR EVER !!!!!
2006-07-18 00:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by truebeliever_777 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I put a new six pack of beer in the refrigerator. Just in case.
2006-07-18 00:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go fry an egg he may just show up in the yolk
2006-07-18 00:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has come and gone. Move on.
2006-07-18 00:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by patoche 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he's not answering his email or his pager. I think he stepped out for mojitos with Buddha and Zeus.
2006-07-18 00:39:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋