Anybody know any good pranks to pull?

Question

I want to know!

Answer 1

when we were out in the field and still used the field phones, the ones you had to crank to get to ring at the other end. anyway we would get some FNG to hold the wires and then wave for somebody to crank the phone, it was funny to see them scream when it shocked the crap out of them.
Also a good one for FNG's is tell them to go see the 1SG and say they were looking for a PRC-E8 (prick E8) and they were told the 1SG would know where to find one.

Answer 2

I can only imagine the answers this question will insite.
I had this one done to me in retaliation of someting I did to somebody else. I'll tell you both, becuase their some of the funniest things I ever been a part of
1) Taking a picture of one someone(usually when their drunk, preferably shirtless) and photoshoping a really strange porn movie video title around them. I used the title "Berik Jarbo in, Broken Glass and Other Fun Sex Toys). As a note, don't paste them in to something, create it yourself, it will be recieved much better and the obvious fakeness of it won't make them as mad. I did send the picture to everyone who's email I could find though.
------3 years! later------the retaliation------------
2)While I was working as a delivery driver he put stick on letters on my bumper that said, "Texas *******". I did notice them quickly, but only because my girlfriend was with me, but it was one the funniest pranks I ever had done to me.
-----If you can do pranks at work......-----------------------
I always loved taping a personal effect of someones or their lunch/dinner to the ceiling(high the ceiling the better) or a really high corner of the room. When they ask you where it is, just tell them, "Its right out in the open, you must be blind." then act busy.

Always try to consider the effect of your prank before you do it. I made someones girlfriends puke for hours and they quit that day from work and never came back all becuase we didn't think through what we were doing. I still feel bad for that( you can feel bad and laugh at the same time... right?)

Answer 3

go to the airport, stand in front of a person reading a newspaper or a book, wait til they feel you there, and very seriously say "don't get on that flight" then walk away. You know they're gonna be sitting there thinking "I dont think I should get on this ******* flight. Thank you Angel wearing jeans!"

go to the bank, stand in line, pull out leather gloves, tap the person in front of you and as you're putting on the gloves say "now would be a good time to run"

at a bar, go up to a girl and say "hey are you gonna walk to your car alone later? I'll be over here watching you all night"

Answer 4

Put a large tie rap on the drive line of a car, or truck.. Go fast it makes a lot of noise, go slow and the noise slows down, Most people wont figure it out until the vihicle is taken to a garage for repairs.

Answer 5

Here's my favorite. Take an American flag and about five feet of rope. Tie one end of the rope to the flag and the other end to the rear axel of your enemie's car. (Don't do this to your friends). Stuff the flag and remaining rope on top of the rear axel and wait. As they drive, the wind and vibration eventually cause the flag to work its way loose. So there they are... driving down the street all fat, dumb and happy dragging an American flag in the dirt behind them. Careful with this one... it most frequently ends up with mutilation and a lenghty stay in the hospital.

Answer 6

That's all amateur hour stuff... You gotta have good original material in the military. I've heard some stories about making new guys try to push start the light cart generator trailers - that's push start a trailer if you missed it the first time, here's your sign. One about a brand new cop pulling flight line on Guam at night - they told him a ghost story about this japanese soldier that had his head literally blown off charging the airfield in WWII, and that a ghost had been seen charging out of the jungle before, but don't worry about it cause he just disappears when you get close. Then they put a headless dummy out by teh wheel of a B52 & siphoned off the gas from the light cart so it would go out & have to be inspected by the kid, when he gets it back started shines right down on the dummy - apparently the radio call to ops was fairly interesting.

Or, to reference our good friends at chAirForce.com:
1) Send a fake email to the Chief of Staff & SecAF claiming to be a freshman cadet complaining about his personnel selecitons & laugh at reply.
http://www.chairforce.com/news-files/stories/2005/oct/CHAFE-1004.htm
2) My personal favorite, go the extra mile in getting the fresh new officer & insert a made up bibbon into his personnel authorization.
http://www.chairforce.com/easy-chair/files/new-ribbon.pdf
3) Not bad for the EOD crowd
http://www.chairforce.com/easy-chair/funny-photos/pages/EOD-go-boom.htm

That site is great, has lots of fun stuff. Couple about airlift pallet wrapping cars & starting coy ponds in teh bathtubs of guys on leave. Just be creative & start a conspiracy. Check out google movies also for dunny vids from the front. Great stuff happens when you're bored w/ no alchohol & only a couple ugly women. Thank God for video cameras.

Oh yeah, we did that porn cut-n-paste too (recommend midget porn or beastiality - no half way). There was some stuff a professor told us about that you can put like two drops in someones drink & they'll piss blue for hours. A guy passed out & we moved his room outside. We've also filled rooms up with sand (plastic down first plz) & then put their stuff back in on top. Also filled a room with foam peanuts, which are suprisingly expensive for 500 cubic feet, but the place bought them back from us when we were done minus a carrying charge. Also sent a trojan condoms modelling dept rejection letter (all official looking) to a couple people - that was freakin hillarious cause we weren't there to take the credit & the legend/mystery grew. Oh so much fun.

Answer 7

Ok
1) Fill bucket with water
2) Open door to about a 30 degree angle
3) Place bucket on top of door and balancing against the wall
4) Wait for someone to open door
5) Bucket falls on head and soaks them
or
5)b) Bucket falls on head and knocks them out
in which case
6) Run away

Answer 8

ya, if you owe somebody a good amount of money. Go to the bank and get the money you owe the person in "rolls of pennies" and then break the penny rolls and put them into a pillow case and give them to the person that you owe the money to.

For example.......if you owe somebody like $50, then you would go to your bank and get $50 in penny rolls, that would equate out to about 5000 pennies. The person will be so pissed off because they will have to re-roll the pennies before they can take them to the bank to deposit them.

Good luck!

Answer 9

This can be real funny or really suck. Depends on how big a puss, the person is that you are doing it to. Hide behind something with a can of air. When the person comes around the corner spray air at their ***. I have seen people jump and scream like girls.

Answer 10

the endless fax
for a good time call . . . a classic that's getting better with cell phones
so many things to do wih hiding food that rots like prawn suggestion