2006-07-17 17:03:50 · 40 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's five for ya:
1. Do I look fat in these coveralls?
2. Does this Mackerel go with my eyes?
3. Ew! I'm not baiting that hook! You do it!
4. Awe...isn't it precious? Just look at that Catfish's whiskers!
5. We need to head back in. I have to pee.
2006-07-17 17:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Scadle 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
kitty cat heres some fish
the fish will go away for sure
lol
2006-07-17 17:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we caught our limit, let's head for the shore
wish i was on yahoo!answers right now
you're a better fisherman than i am
hey those politicians are really on the ball this year
previously said: i am so gonna vote for hillary
2006-07-17 22:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont have anything as funny as everybody else. You guys had me laughing so hard I was choking as I fell out of my chair.
Thanks for the laughs!!!!
2006-07-17 17:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by emvannattan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Do these water proof pants make my bum look big...
* I wish my wife was here...
* How do i put this hook on properly
* This is fun but i would much rather be at home listening to my wife nag me about leaving the toilet seat up...
2006-07-17 17:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
- so how big do you think elton john's penis is?
- bryan boitano uses my brand of eye shadow
- just think... somewhere out there, someone is planting flowers on a baies grave. (i jus tthink that wouldn't come up)
- you know when you don't compliment my casting it undermine's our relationsip.
- so... wanna watch gigli?
- man... im so voting for hilary
2006-07-17 18:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by david waterstreet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone bring the green tea and ricecakes?
2006-07-17 17:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by rhino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow i wish i was at work.
i can't wait to sleep with my wife, then again.
how many times am i going to have to lie to my wife. oh well, whatever works.
2006-07-17 17:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by heawaits12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How was the work?
2006-07-17 17:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by kalabalu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No! I will not have sex with the fish. I'm going to have sex with a woman now."
2006-07-17 17:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by tingaling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋