i was taking a small break and i just need to know if i should make some more?
2006-07-17 16:59:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why?
In your absence, do you think that everyone will be asking.....
Where Is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2006-07-17 21:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked?... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me?... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in, ... Come In... Mike Hunt. I don't know why this is so funny to me- it's just a persons name.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-18 00:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea i luv ur jokes. where do u get dem. i like the one that says:
ONLY IN AMERICA DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON DRIVE UP ATMs.
that's my favorite.
2006-07-18 01:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, make some more.
2006-07-18 01:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya u sure should
2006-07-18 07:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by jenni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just came...so
give me one
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2006-07-18 00:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋