No Spikka Inglish
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives....
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm ajusta
tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
>I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!
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2006-07-17 16:52:47 · 11 answers · asked by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL yes i really did read it again.hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-07-17 17:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was funny, and i needed it.
2006-07-17 23:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by sincerely, see me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY, I did read it again! lol
2006-07-18 00:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by Brandon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey this is very very funny
2006-07-18 08:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by jenni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before and it's still funny!
2006-07-17 23:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa, what exactly do you have to do to an asz to make it come... you a nasty girl...
2006-07-18 00:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by Brocktoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thts halirious i didn't read it
2006-07-17 23:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good lol
2006-07-18 00:10:09 · answer #8 · answered by dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i did...thnx i luv this joke
2006-07-18 00:51:30 · answer #9 · answered by brunnet_25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Funny. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-18 00:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋