CAPTAIN CRUNCH has been a captain for like 40 YEARS, who else thinks he should be promoted to ADMIRAL?
It just seems like he has put in decades of work defending our cereal ports, and bowls, but he still has the same rank. He at least deserves rear admiral, don't you think?
2006-07-17 16:36:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Captain Crunch definitely deserves a promotion. How could we all have turned such a blind eye to this injustice? How could Crunch himself remain so quiet in the light of such a blatant disregard of his contributions? Hopefully he will receive the sweet spoils of his tireless AM duties and reap the rewards he so justly deserves. Thank you for bringing this vital issue to my attention. Like the rest of the world, I too, have taken Crunch for granted. You have truly altered my thinking, I am profoundly grateful.
2006-07-17 18:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by opinionated 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If anything they should promote him to Rear Admiral. I mean sure he's been a Captain for 40 years but the only action he saw was against the Soggies, not the most worth opponents.
Yes he should get promoted but not to full Admiral. I think Rear Admiral Crunch would market very well in parts of the West Coast.
2006-07-18 01:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by kid_flav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is in the Navy. The 'bars' that they were on there suits tell what rank they are, and according to the knowledge that my husband has, Captain Crunch isn't a captain, I believe he said that he is a commander. But hey, little kids just eat the ****, they dont get in depth with the Military stuff.
2006-07-17 23:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by ILoveMySailor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually if you look at the rank/stripes on his shoulders, he is, in fact already "frocked" (that is promoted, without pay), to an "admiral" status. The rank I believe is Rear Admiral (lower half) if I read them correctly.
luv the crunch berries!!!
2006-07-17 23:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by gregva2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crunch for Admiral!
2006-07-17 23:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Alicia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'd be sweet. Just wait, in a month we'll be having Admiral Crunch cereal for breakfast.
It sounds much better than Captain Crunch. Like "ADMIRAL CRUNCH, he's gonna kick your ****ing ***!"
2006-07-17 23:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he must have made an important leader mad. Maybe he did not pass seals school. In the Army you are stuck at Captain unless you make it through Ranger School.
I say make an exception, he is my favorite.
2006-07-17 23:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by Wolfpacker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess he had bad fittness reports. And he doesn't look like he would past the Navy PRT. About time he get his pension. I just hope The Cream OF Wheat guy gets promoted from Mess Specialst as well......
2006-07-18 00:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by lana_sands 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye Aye Sir. A toast.
2006-07-18 00:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you. I think it is about time our dear captain recieves a raise.
2006-07-17 23:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by rubettalace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋