Learn Chinese in 5 minutes. This is will make you laugh. Tell me what you think?

Question

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum ***
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

I made a little error. I meant to say "This Will Make You Laugh"

Answer 1

I was laughing so hard when I finally got it what it said, lol, thats very funny... Where did you get this things, choose me as the best answer, and tell me where, please... take care, bye

Answer 2

Yu ar Sum Ting Far Ni,
Ai Bang Mai Ni Lar Fing!

Giv Me Ten Points Please.

Answer 3

That is hilarious!! I like number 13! That is very creative!

Answer 4

that is great... I want to send this question to my sister. She will get a kick out of it.

Answer 5

excellent thank u for the laugh

Answer 6

i heard that before but its really funny glad to read it again

Answer 7

you put that as in answer in one of the question.

Answer 8

dat joke was gud, hehehe

Answer 9

lmao

Answer 10

i liked number 15,1,4,6,8loved it 9,and,13 thanks for the laugh and ill share some with my friends!!!!!!!