Willys cynical thought for the day;
I wasn't looking for 'wisdom' from a freaking T-shirt. I was checking out your hoots!
1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
2. All stressed out and no one to choke.
3. And your point is...
4. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
5. Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later.
6. You KNOW you want me.
7. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
8. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
9. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
10. If ignorance is bliss you must be in heaven.
11. Listen Bucko; you clean weeds with a Hoe. Now you owe me $10 for reading my t*ts.
12, Wine me, dine me, 69 me.
13. Forget Subtlety F@CK ME NOW!
14. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
15. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.
16. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
17. I hate everybody, and you're next.
18. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
19. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
20. Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear
21. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.
22. 51% love goddess...49% b*tch. Care to push your luck?
23. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray.
24. It's not the size that counts, it's...no, wait, size does count.
25. Message continued on back. On the back it says, NO you DUMMY I meant lay me on my back!
And this one I'm going to sell on Evilbay as a Tanktop for women; Let go of my ears, I know what the freak I am doing! That will be regular on the front & upside down on the back, for you know who to read! BWAAAAHAHAHA
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-17 15:33:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 4/7/06 Women's T-Sshirts Best Jokes anywhere!
2006-07-17 15:33:21 · update #1
have a nice day
(some where else)
DOES MY FAT @SS MAKE MY @SS LOOK FAT?
NEVER GO TO BED MAD
stay up and plot your revenge
Done whining?
I'LL BE PERFECT just as soon as I get
the whole walking on water thing down
I can't beleive out of a million sperm
you were the fastest
Women do come with instructions
just ask them
WHAT DID I SAY
THAT SOUNDED LIKE
"TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE"?
ANOTHER FINE PRODUCT
of a dysfunctional family
I HAVE DETERMINED
THAT MY SOLE PURPOSE
IN LIFE IS TO SERVE AS
A BAD EXAMPLE
LOVE ME
YOU CAN EITHER AGREE WITH ME OR BE WRONG
SARCASM
it beats killing people
I'M NOT AN ALCHOHOLIC
I'M A DRUNK
ALCHOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS
I AM JUST DOING MY PART TO PISS EVERYONE OFF
IF I GOT SMART WITH YOU HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
HEAVILY MEDICATED
FOR YOUR SAFETY
is @ss your real name?
careful, I had a bowl of psycho for breakfast!
theres something on your face
(oh sorry its your face)
I'm sorry my fault
I forgot you were an idiot.
psycho boyfriend magnet
if you need me I'll be on my pedistal
boys are stupid throw rocks at them
of course I am out of my mind
its dark and scary in there
2006-07-18 01:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by doodle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a night mare i was your girlfriend
excuse me im trying to ignore you
warning do not touch you may get burned
roses are red,boys are nasty, idon't like you,so just walk right past me
out of my mind,be back in 5 minutes
2006-07-17 22:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 to 7 days and doesn't DIE!
2006-07-18 02:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You Say I'm a ***** Like It's a Bad Thing!"
2006-07-17 22:38:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is stupid your native language?
fine if i cant sit at your table im gona kick the fuc*kin leggs off!
NO im not deaf im *****in ignoring you
empathy is for people who give a sh*it
2006-07-17 23:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb!!!
2006-07-17 22:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l m a o !! purrrfectt!!->
2006-07-17 23:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my fart stinks
2006-07-17 22:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋