Why don't we just put a wall around the countries.....?

Question

Iraq, Iran, North Korea, and Afganhastan, and nuke them, then draw their oil out thru Saudi Arabia?

Answer 1

Genie of the Lamp
While walking in the desert, a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and an American engineer happen to run into each other. Before anyone can react to their meeting, a great devil wind swirls around them and the famous Genie of the lamp appears.

"Because you have found my secret resting place, I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes,” says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer; my dad was a farmer; and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!

Answer 2

1.) Those nations (or more appropriately the members of Hate USA International) would probably try to shoot the engineers who'd try such a feat.
2.) They could still technically fly out of there making walls useless.
3.) Unless the walls are lead-shielded and cover those nations..you are just trying to kill us all with nuclear winter...jerk.
4.) The Saudis wouldnt try to get the oil of Iraq and Iran...because they'd fry from the radiation from said attack.
5.) Costs too much both in terms of money, materiel and innocent lives (in case you dont care...).
There are surely more reasons but these are the ones on the top of my head

Answer 3

becuase America does not own the world, and we don't have any rights whatsoever to be in the middle east except for the following places: Iran, Saudi Arabia and Afghanastan, notice how I didn't include Iraq

Answer 4

yeah let's spend the money and manpower to build a wall, and then blow people up with nukes...sounds like your experiences playing GI Joes hasn't escaped you yet. We can't build a wall that's proportionate enough to your couch cushions, and sharpened sticks dont make very good nukes

Answer 5

Afghanistan and North Korea have no oil.

Are you familiar with the phrase 'nuclear winter'? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter

Of course you're not.

Answer 6

Walls worked really well with Germany!

Answer 7

POLITICIANS 2 CHEAP, THAT WILL TAKE $$$$$$$, FROM THEIR POCKETS,
MAY U B PUNISHED 4 EVEN THINKING THAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S WHAT THEY R SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

because walls are ugly