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My friend and i are kind of weird and we were trying to clog these toilets at a park so we made a promise that we wouldn't poop for 2 weeks and then in 2 weeks we would go to the park after school and pick a stall and try to poop and clog the toilet. We had 5 hours to try until we both had to be home. i ate cheese and drank milk and ate bananas all of the stuff that helps get you constipated and makes your tuds bigger. 2 weeks was up we went to the park after school and we both had to poop so bad. Who wouldn't? We went in different stalls. I won't even tell you all of the details. It took my friend 4 1/2 hours to get one huge turd out plus some little ones it clogged the toilet. it took me the whole 5 hours. i looked at my watch and it was time to go i wasn't going to give up the turd was almost out. I took one last giant push and it was the hugest splash in the world and it hurt like hell. I suggest not to hold your poop in 4 2 long. please tell em your pooping stories. i no im gros

2006-07-17 13:23:46 · 10 answers · asked by Unknown 1 in Health Other - Health

10 answers

When I was deployed to Kuwait, I could not poop for like two and a half weeks and all we had were pot a potty's that were 120 degrees and full of flies, It hurt so bad and I thought I was going to die by the time I was done I even cried. Thank god that's over with. Sorry if that grossed you out.

2006-07-17 13:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by maimarleybug 2 · 1 0

One time I do not go poop for 3 days. And I don't not go poop for a week.

2006-07-17 13:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 1 1

I am really sorry. Both of you do appear to be not rather but completely weird to think of such adventures. In this misadventre you both must have harmed your internal health considerably and I would advise you to have a medical check up--both of you. Avoid such out of this world 'adventures' You seem to be young enough with all t he opportunities in the world to display your unique prowess.Tkurn to that direction. Your call to the readers to guile you by their own similar 'poop' stories is in thoroughly bad taste.

2006-07-17 13:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 1 4

ha ha ha , lmao. what a great story. i cant imagine trying to drop a deuce for 5 hours. that must have been horrendous. sorry i dont have anything that can compare to that.

2006-07-17 13:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by DAVid 2 · 1 1

8 days is my record/

2006-07-17 13:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Person #8 3 · 3 1

Maybe you need to stop watching Jackass, and grow up.

2006-07-17 13:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0 3

How fascinating! I'm sure your mother is very proud.

2006-07-17 13:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

get a life......who honestly asks question like this?!?!?!?

2006-07-17 13:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Nikka 3 · 0 3

no have fun

2006-07-17 13:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by Baby 6 · 0 3

and your question is.....?

2006-07-17 13:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by gaiastar 2 · 0 3

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